SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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(Source: letitbesetitfreee, via kenny-the-dinosaur)
liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
Liking someone
Liking yourself
this easily became the best thing on tumblr
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lets do this guys. that way you can get a secret out in the open and nobody can judge you. you can be free
PLEAEDHIAOHDOAUHRF PLEASE OMFG
Pls
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rnph:
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
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Anonymous asked: I'm sorry, but I can't stay.
You have too. I require it..
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